Was actually looking for some paperwork for my car when i stumbled upon some really old Photo albums( Not only did I find sepia tone photographs but also a bunch of BLACK AND WHITE ones!)
Theres a bunch of baby pictures of me there but i thought i’d just share the one for now…..
Gah gah
I’ll have a video of how this happened up eventually.
Ok I have been drinking quite a bit but anyway I think this may be important.
Me and my friend Steven and that delightful Robert McDonnel I mentioned in a an earlier post are making a cake and we deciede it would be a great idea to make some caramel to stick in the middle seeing as we forget to get the icing from Tescos and now, they’re closed. The bastards! Anyway, to make caramel you have to heat sugar for ages. This was working out quite well until, we decided it was too long to wait, while Robert and Steven took some hardened and cooled down caramel I, being the most retarded, drunker idiot decided it would be easier to just stick my finger in the still incredibly hot saucepan. This resulted in a burn that still stings now, about an hour after the incident, the cake isn’t done but my finger still hurts.
I feel pain, it hurts me, I am mocked by my friends because of my stupidity and have drunk some green tea that seems top have had a second green plant in it……you know what I mean.
The cake however tastes great, though it does have a distinct taste of vodka……
If the answer is yes then check out this blog which is dedicated to defying me. There seems to be a revolution against what i have said in my blog, somehow supported by someone who actually gave me information but anyhow heres a link—->anti-poo.
Whatever i did to have this guy insult me so i do not know, however he seems to have a few facts wrong. According to this entry I am in league with Lisa Rinna and help her dispose of newlyweds sentimental possessions on the show Merge. I am quite sure this is false information. He does have some info on the dangers of the sun though and how its the top star for the cause of duck-billed platypus deaths and he seems to have gotten a diagnosis from a Dr. Robert McDonnell that i am a retard……
Well either join the revolution or continue to listen to me blabber on, the choice is obvious really……
The leader of this Revolution is the guy on the right, I heard he likes to eat little asian children.....
This semi-boggled me, maybe its really obvious and I don’t see it but take a look at this, it just doesn’t appear to make sense:
From where comes the ‘hole’ ?!
Sometimes i just really love the world we live in;
Sweet
Personally I wish there were more signs like this…….but some people might strongly disagree…..
